Notes to myself...

I have learned a few things in the past week and I figured I should write them down or I will never remember them.

1. Never give anything covered in whipped cream to an angry toddler. Especially one who likes to throw things.


2. Never tell a 4 year old that you want her to sit still and look pretty so you can take her picture because whatever she has in her hands will end up in front of her face.


3. Don't let your toddler dress himself. If you do, be prepared for this:


4. Last but not least, be sure to stand clear of a one year old when he has a bat in his hands. You may even have to sneak up behind him as you try to grab it out of his hands making sure he doesn't take your head off.